AS IF
Two of us. Guitar, vocal, loops and beats. A record called AS IF, ten songs, not finished. Leave an email. Hear it when it exists.
The short version
Started in a rehearsal room during the covid lockdown. The rehearsals were not legal at the time. Both of us drinking heavily. Digging booze a bunch.
The songs got written anyway.
Peter has been sober for five years, Boris for nearly four.
Counted September 2026.We are back together, working through the songs again. Nothing is out.
AS IF — ten songs
Work in progress, which means: not out. Release: [RELEASE DATE].
- 01
Night Club Amnesia
“It’s not even today anymore. It’s tomorrow.”
- 02
Blessings
“Without sacrifice,
Without remorse” - 03
Lost Letters
“This is no scrabble game,
This is a live-or-leave play” - 04
Deep Blue Shades
“Mostly in my grungy boots,
Usually arriving late.” - 05
Rescuer
“Need no entertainment
Come in and stay with me” - 06
Born Free Man
“I die free, I stay free”
- 07
Gospel for an Eternal Salvation
“Who picks up the cards
From the one who’s, like, dealing?” - 08
Gospel for an Overnight Sensation
“Terms and conditions apply, consent revocable at any time.”
- 09
Backfire
“Backfire
Sounds like desire” - 10
Big Beat in My Blood
“I am not entirely fake”
Music: Peter Karetka. Lyrics: Boris Baňas.
Four of the ten say it.
“As if we could twist
— Night Club Amnesia
The course of events,
As if we were really free,
As if we were above everything.”
“As if we were nowhere,
— Deep Blue Shades
Nowhere to be found.”
“As if this was a casino game. The Croupier.”
— Gospel for an Eternal Salvation
“Acting as if it was
— Backfire
As simple as it seems”
The Croupier had other views.
The two


Peter “The Uncle” Karetka
Music.

Boris “CBD Pope” Baňas
Lyrics.
Between us: guitar, vocal, loops and beats.
Backfire
The shirt is [SHIRT STATUS].


Hear it when it exists.
One message when AS IF is out. Possibly one before, if we play somewhere. Nothing else.
“Terms and conditions apply, consent revocable at any time.”
— Gospel for an Overnight Sensation
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